Dear Diary,
This is Mum and Dad's idea of pleasure, wading through long grass.
I suppose Dad thinks he is camouflaged as a cow wearing a striped top.
Hey, I'm 4.40 years old, I can get lost in this stuff.
Now I know why we mow at home.
Oi, is Teddy here somewhere?
Diary: 4.39 years old (May 2003)
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