Dear Diary,
I have just scammed this neato scooter. Ho ho, taken in by
someone only 46 weeks old! Mum's such a sucker... all I had to do
was fuss over Claire's scooter and presto, we're into Wee Pete's
again. In no time at all we have this scooter with
mobile phone plus combination dildo and teething ring.
Not only that, but I am allowed to use it without a seatbelt. You can't even do that in Montana.
Funny, I don't seem to get far on it. In fact, I would have said that I
make better progress on the walker.
I'll figure it all out sometime.
Meanwhile things aren't looking too good for the open road, the rains
have set in again.
It didn't stop pissing down for months after I was born. Why does this
happen just after I get a scooter and right after
I organise Mum and Dad to do the survey and initial
plans for the treehouse? Bummer.
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