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Dear Diary,

So I like my pickle and I am a girl... what's so funny? Adults, I don't know, they are so silly sometimes.

I've been out now for 39 weeks, nine months, and I weigh about 15 pounds. I can't lift the dictionary yet, let alone read it, but I presume that "squiffy" is a synonym for "elegant". I calculate that I will weigh about 100 pounds by my tenth birthday, and 200 pounds when I make 20 years. Then if anyone makes a crack about my pickle I'll be able to beat the snot out of them proper.

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