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Dear Diary,

this is my new friend Maxie. He likes me to pat him. He doesn't seem very ferocious. Dad says if he does in gophers he is OK by him.
"Wossagopher?" says Maxie.
"Don't worry!" I tell Maxie, "I'll show you how to shred things."
"I've never shredded anything bigger than a sofa", says Maxie.
"No problem", I tell him, "gophers are woossy little rodents, so you won't have a problem. I'll point one out when it digs out".
"When it digs out?!?", says Maxie, "They, like, move?".
"Oh yes", says I, "they live in long tunnels under the garden and they are primordially ugly".
"They can't, like, get into garages, can they?" asks Maxie.
"A rat did, so maybe yes.", I concede.
"Felix H Christ!" yells Maxie, "And again how big are they?"
Oops, not looking so good just now.
"Can you do cute?", I ask.

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