Dear Diary,
Wow, I gotta get more of these LSD lollies. Even riding these silly
little buggies isn't boring any more!
Funny how they look as if they have two steering wheels... I wonder
how that works?
Altogether the fair was good this year. The rides were
all run by axe-murderers, the ponies came with photographers,
the roller-coaster scared the heck out of me, and I
watched Mum and Dad fly around on idiotic rides. I wish
Dad had explained what a bumper car did before we went on that ride!
A mere 136 weeks is not enough to prepare one for that madness.
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