Dear Diary,
Aw, come on Pop. Dad lets me have some of his beer... just a finger,
that's all, honest. Don't be a ratbag, Pop.
Come on, I'm almost 119 weeks old, already.
'Snot fair.
I'll trade you some of my pizza, OK?
Didn't anyone tell you it is rude to point? Guess not.
Mum, what is a pisspot?
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