Dear Diary,
Kay: Merinda, could you turn off the light in the corner, please?
Merinda (tossing hair, cocking head to one side a la Barbie, and assuming 3.99 y.o.'s patient expression for dealing with dimwits): Tut, (sigh), I play, I don't do stuff.
Dan and Steph: (Snorts of laughter inadequately muffled by hands over mouths.)
Kay: Well, girls who don't "do stuff" probably don't get as many Christmas presents.
Merinda (considers briefly): I have lots of toys already.
Mum says this picture shows the angel and the devil within. Mum, get real - that's just red-eye. Duh!
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