Dear Diary,
Ooh! I don't think Teddy quite approves of me practicing my
shouting. He's a bit conservative, especially for someone
of his age (I'm 3.73 years old but he's barely half my age!).
I've figured out how to lie. It's simple really, once you get your mind around it.
This really opens up possibilities, a whole new vista of experience.
Why didn't Mum and Dad teach me how to do this ages ago?
It's so useful. When I've figured out how to not get caught
I'm gonna be unstoppable!
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