Teddy's Diary

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Dear diary,

Nearly five weeks down... I am gaining an ounce a day, yeah! I'm gonna bust outa these flannel suits any day now. I'm gonna make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Woody Allen.

Coordination is a bit of a problem. Not organising the staff type of coordination, I mean the getting the fingers to unclench kind of coordination. Still, clenched is better than limp, but I guess it would be hard to tell that to Dr Strangelove.